TANK FOR BHULLAR! TANK FOR BHULLAR! Is it too late?!?!
How's he gonna declare right as the season ends?! Need more time to lose more games. You think the Celtics would've rattled off that mini winning streak had they known Big Sim was declaring? I think we all know the answer.
One small step for man, one giant leap for MUMBAI! Oh baby, what a confident young man Bhullar is. He has NO business declaring for the NBA draft but who cares! Just a 7 foot monster with no post game, no stamina and no deodorant.
You got guys like Jabari Parker seriously contemplating whether or not to come back to college and here's ol' Bhully just declaring right in our faces. Marcus Smart bypassed a certain top10 draft pick in order to come back to school but Bhullar thinks he's polished enough to take on the likes of Duncan and Hibbert.
Oh, this is RICH.
But who am I to doubt a Bhullar. My athletic glory days ended in high school. Meanwhile you can catch Bhullar kickin' it in the green room with Wiggins, Randle and Gordon.
Spelling bee and basketball... ESPN best bring their bibs!
Pardon me while I find the nearest Subway platform: